The detective's log.


my name is billy and i like cute people and hand holding

trash king

18.neutrois.pronouns: whatever

(Not actually a detective)

(yes i am)

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kayxclankforever:

drkritz19:

hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house

Why is it adult rated

Walugi excepts Shrek’s warm love 

micthemicrophone:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

oswald-ears:

duckavenger:

“I don’t like Donald because I can’t understand him.”

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“Why do you even like Donald? All he ever does is get angry.”

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“He’s so mean all the time!”

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OMG

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HOW

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CAN

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PEOPLE

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HATE

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ON

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DONALD

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DUCK

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Because the little shitlord never heals you when you actually need him to.

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

txwatson:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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For a second I thought the book was claiming that having poor grammar can interrupt your menstrual cycle. I’m bad at puns sometimes

babylonian:

this thing will never not make me laugh

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

arzecade:

nooktoobomb:

one of my favourite ship combos is when you have one really grumpy/cranky character or someone deathly serious who never smiles and a really happy/bubbly/energetic character that drags them everywhere and the first character looks really unamused but the happy character’s having the time of their life and then the happy character smooches the grumpy character and the grumpy character just gives this soft little smile and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

shrek and donkey

striders:

finishing the main pokemon storyline and then running into level 5 trainers that you accidentally skipped

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asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again” 

3xevolsinnej:

verticalism:

womanfeedme:

stunningpicture:

Very clear water.

This fucked me up

tropical

I thought he had a skin disease.